ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS AND DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT. THE SHIRT YOU GET IS THE SHIRT YOU GET.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS:

-TELL US YOUR SIZE AND SPECIFY WHITE, BLACK OR SURPRISE T.

-GIVE US THE MONIES

-WE RESCUE SOME SIMPLE SHIRTS BUT ALSO SOME PREPOSTEROUS T’S W/ IMAGRY/WORDING THAT COMPLIMENTS AND CLASHES WITH OUR MESSAGES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU’LL GET.

-WE THEN HAND SILK SCREEN EACH T WITH LOVING ANXIETY. EACH T GETS BOTH MESSAGES. WE MAIL THEM DIRECTLY TO YOU. EACH PIECE OF CLOTHING IS UNIQUE.